Gold Coast Titans
Like the famous meter maids along the infamous holiday strip they inhabit, the Gold Coast Titans looked good at first but failed to have a lot of substance. Typically of the Gold Coast lifestyle they didn't lack for substance abuse though, with forward Luke Douglas being handed an ASADA suspension. Whether the glass is half full or half empty for 2015 remains to be seen, since Greg Bird broke the glass.
Player Of The Year: Daniel Mortimer. Got a chance to remind everybody why he fell into irrelevance after his breakout season.
What They Need In 2015: A dietician for Dave Taylor.
Carney Score: 6. A relatively controversy free season for the Titans, they forced all four of their fans to break their booze bans though.